Mission "Robot War"

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Once upon a time in a land far, far away, there was a planet named Egnaro. On this planet there were no people, only robots who kept people as slaves because of their obvious inferiority. After thousands of years of this, some of the robots stated to feel bad; it’s not the humans’ faults that they can die. A couple of robots started changing their minds about how to treat the humans: they could have rights, too. Those people happened to be really good public speakers and everyone but the robots in the east--who used the human slaves to make fuel so that the robots had energy to work--changed their minds. This started a war, obviously, which involved robots creating new hand pieces to turn each other off. Their old hand pieces were round and could not do that. The humans ,who were very intelligent (considering they had created the robots), used the war as an opportunity to blow up Asia because Asians are annoying and the ones that made all these dumb robots and put themselves in slavery. But since Korea happened to have, like, thirty nuclear bombs laying around the whole world exploded . The end.