Mission "Natural Disaster"

[Blogger's choice: Submitted by Anonymous]

Once, in a land far away from here, a natural occurance happened like no other. In the land of Flumpabumptah, a hurricane like no other, made of Sprite and Dr. Pepper, whirled through Flumpabumptah and knocked down all the gingerbread, milk crate, and plexi glass homes. There were screaming gummi bears, crazed 10-headed turkeys, and oopma loompas EVERYWHERE! There was no way of telling how intense this swirl of soda was going to be. The last disaster of Cherry Coke and diet orange soda left Flumpabumptah in shambles with soggy gingerbread and log cabins floating around. This terrible sight of twisting Sprite, with contrasting Dr. Pepper, was launched from the cotton candy clouds and about half past noon. There was a frenzy and no way of escaping this natural distaster, but by loading in large, oversized bowls. Floaters occasionally sipping at the Sprite/Dr. Pepper concoction everntually landed at higher ground on the neverending pile of dirty socks. From that day on, they have established a new way of life hunting camel and Miley Cyrus. They can never return to Flumpabumptah because of the permanent damage to their village. This new civilization has thrived by istelf without contact with technology.